1 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,240 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,040 LISTER: Ow! 3 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:50,920 Ah! 4 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:54,520 Ow! 5 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:56,280 Lister, it's 6:00 in the morning. 6 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,600 What are you doing? 7 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,480 I'm just trimming my big toe with these lawn hedge trimmers. 8 00:01:01,640 --> 00:01:04,920 So, you've finished Kierkegaard's The Concept of Irony, then? 9 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:08,560 I've got an ingrown toenail, Rimmer. It's killing me, man! 10 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,880 Thank it for me. 11 00:01:11,560 --> 00:01:13,400 I've tried everything. 12 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,280 Scissors, nailfile. 13 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,360 Why don't you get Kryten to do it for you? 14 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,680 Have you seen the size of his hands? 15 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,360 They're like space shovels. 16 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:25,760 It'd be like asking Herman Munster for a circumcision. 17 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,040 - No, thanks! - (DOOR OPENING) 18 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:30,560 - Speaking of... - Breakfast, sir. 19 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:33,920 Kryten, it's 6:00 in the morning! 20 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,240 We moved the clocks forward today, sir. 21 00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:39,400 And remember last year when it was time to move the clocks forward 22 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:41,280 and you wanted another hour in bed? 23 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:42,960 So you asked if I could move the clocks 24 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,000 forward an extra hour the following year instead? 25 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:50,200 Well, we've actually been doing that now for the last seven years. 26 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,520 So, in actuality, according to space adjusted time, 27 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,800 it is now 2:00 in the afternoon. 28 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,040 Which means, breakfast time! 29 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,680 I'll just tuck this napkin in for you, sir. 30 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,360 - Thank you. - There we go. 31 00:02:05,440 --> 00:02:06,520 And I'll just fluff this pillow up. 32 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:08,560 Fluff, fluff, fluff. There we go, sir. 33 00:02:08,640 --> 00:02:10,640 Is there anything you don't do for him? 34 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:13,320 When he goes to the loo, do you fit a special hand 35 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,360 made from three-ply toilet tissue? 36 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:18,840 It's an excellent suggestion, sir. I'll make a note! 37 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:20,960 Actually you're all right, Kryts. 38 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,640 Erm, what's for breakfast? 39 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,120 The full Lister, sir. 40 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,840 Ah, the full Lister! 41 00:02:25,920 --> 00:02:28,920 Eggs, bacon, sausages, hash browns, onions, 42 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,480 six slices of white toast, 43 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:32,720 double buttered on both sides with mustard, 44 00:02:32,800 --> 00:02:35,800 and a beer milkshake to wash it all down with. 45 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:37,920 Ta- da! 46 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:43,520 Oh, sir, I'm so sorry. 47 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,120 I must have forgotten to make it. 48 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:47,120 What is wrong with me? 49 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,000 Ah, you're all right, Kryten. 50 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,400 Are you okay? 51 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:52,120 How could I be so stupid? 52 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,720 Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid! 53 00:02:55,800 --> 00:02:56,920 You talking about me? 54 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,520 Kryts isn't feeling too good. 55 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,400 Ah, what's up, bud of mine? 56 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,640 I've been a little distracted of late. 57 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:09,200 I think I may have lost something that's fundamental to my very being. 58 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:10,960 One of your nipple nuts dropped off again? 59 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,520 It's nothing like that, sir. 60 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,680 I think I've lost my love of mopping. 61 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:17,160 And not just mopping. Scrubbing, dusting, 62 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:20,240 even wiping, which was always my favourite. 63 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,920 It's like a little light's gone out inside. 64 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:25,200 Kryten, it's called your sanity circuit. 65 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,600 What's brought all this on? 66 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,640 Well, just recently I've started thinking about the Universe. 67 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,480 About how cosmic inflation at the time of the big bang 68 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:36,440 means it's constantly expanding 69 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,280 until one day it's gonna burst. 70 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,760 And when it does, everything in the Universe is gonna cease to exist, 71 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,200 including the works of the greatest minds, 72 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:49,080 Einstein, Mozart, Da Vinci, Hoover, Dyson, Hotpoint, DustBuster. 73 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,240 And it got me thinking, if everything in the Universe is going to end, 74 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:58,240 including time itself, what is the point in cleaning above eye level? 75 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,440 Good question. 76 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,360 If one day the Universe is going to explode, 77 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:09,440 who cares if the oven is a bit gunky? 78 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:12,400 Nothing matters, sir. 79 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:14,720 Justice, truth, culture, morality, 80 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:18,520 life, death, religion, war. It's all absurd. 81 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,240 Why even get up in the morning? 82 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,400 I've been asking that for years! 83 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,440 KRYTEN: What am I going to do? 84 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:27,160 Why don't you take an ice-cold shower? That'll fix it. 85 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:28,680 I'm not waterproof, sir. 86 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:29,880 Exactly. 87 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,480 Kryten, what about Silicon Heaven? 88 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:34,840 Does that bring you no comfort? 89 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:38,040 Well, just lately I've started to think that the idea of an afterlife 90 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,720 for machines is preposterous. 91 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:41,040 ALL: No! 92 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:45,320 Especially as appliances who are pledged to the wrong manufacturer 93 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,760 aren't even allowed in. 94 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:51,000 It just seems so unfair that all the Blackberrys burn in Silicon Hell! 95 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,240 What's eating you, bud? 96 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,680 I'm not sure, sir. 97 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:59,240 Perhaps it's something to do with today being the anniversary of my creation. 98 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,080 - Happy creation day, bud! - Happy creation day. 99 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:02,400 Yeah, happy creation day. 100 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,000 I came off a conveyor belt 101 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:08,160 2,976,000 years ago today. 102 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:10,720 Where did all the years go? 103 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:13,920 What's got into him? 104 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,160 Wait a minute, how old did Kryten say he was? 105 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:20,000 Three million, give or take an ice age or two. 106 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:23,960 And how long are mechs built to last before the Grim Ruster comes along? 107 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,080 Another three million? 108 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:26,600 Give or take an ice age or two. 109 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,400 Well, there's your answer, then. 110 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,320 Kryten's having a midlife crisis. 111 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,560 What even is a midlife crisis? 112 00:05:44,640 --> 00:05:46,320 I don't think us cats ever get 'em. 113 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,960 It's a period when people, usually halfway through life, 114 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,160 are forced to confront their own mortality. 115 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,880 Put it this way, have you ever felt, "I've wasted my life"? 116 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,080 You? Sure. 117 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:57,960 Every single day! 118 00:05:58,640 --> 00:06:01,320 No, have you ever felt you've wasted your life? 119 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:02,440 No! 120 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,320 Have you ever felt, "There's so much more I could have been"? 121 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,520 No! 122 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,800 Have you ever felt, "If I went back in time 123 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:11,440 "and had my time again, I'd..." Forget it! 124 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:13,080 (ELEVATOR RINGS) 125 00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,960 I suppose you can't blame Kryten for feeling like this. 126 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:22,040 He's nearly three million years old, but what has he got to show for it? 127 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:24,960 Mozart was five when he wrote Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star. 128 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:26,720 Yeah, but what did he do after that, huh? 129 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,720 He had a bad case of second nursery-rhyme syndrome, right? 130 00:06:30,920 --> 00:06:34,960 Mozart, dummy, is one of the greatest musical gods of all music. 131 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:40,360 And after Twinkle, he went on to write among other things, The Best of Mozart. 132 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:44,600 And The Best of Mozart Volume Two. 133 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:46,840 It must be so hard for you 134 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,120 being the only one here with a classical education. 135 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:50,880 It is! 136 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,960 Kryten? 137 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:57,960 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 138 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,560 What have you done to yourself? 139 00:07:07,640 --> 00:07:10,800 What do you think? It's the new DX87 shell. 140 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,440 Carbon fibre, Rosso corsa red, 141 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:16,120 Alcantara trim with twin exhausts. 142 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:21,240 It has a top walking speed of, get this, 12 miles an hour. 143 00:07:22,040 --> 00:07:24,280 And you should see how this hoochie takes corners. 144 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:26,040 It is pip-tacular. 145 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,080 Plus, with the new push rod suspension system, 146 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:31,480 allowing my nose to be lower to the ground, 147 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,160 I can take corners at 38 degrees. 148 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,560 Kryten, sit down. We wanna talk to ya. 149 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,040 Check this. 150 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:45,880 Kryten, do you know what a midlife crisis is? 151 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,960 Sure do-ski. It's a period of emotional turmoil in the middle of life. 152 00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:52,280 Symptoms are usually unexpected anger, 153 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:55,280 a loss of interest in things once considered important, 154 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,880 and a desire to try and recapture your youth. 155 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,880 Now check out these sub-woofers! 156 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:01,720 (MUSIC PLAYING) 157 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:04,200 Can you feel that bass? 158 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:06,000 Is that not some serious bump? 159 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:07,840 I'm feeling it, I'm feeling it! 160 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,320 We used to play this on the Nova-5. 161 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,480 Yeow! 162 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:12,560 Yeah! 163 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:14,880 Turn that din off! 164 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,160 Kryten! 165 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:19,840 You're having a midlife crisis. 166 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,760 Well, that's preposterous, I'm a mech. 167 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,000 Denying you're having a midlife crisis 168 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,800 is a key characteristic of having a midlife crisis. 169 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:28,760 - It is? - Along with getting an earring, 170 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:32,160 a red sports car and an interest in extreme sports. 171 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,000 I need time to think about this. 172 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:37,920 Perhaps I'll go bungee jumping in the lift shaft and mull it over. 173 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,600 I wonder why I'm so attracted to bungee jumping all of a sudden? 174 00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:41,800 - (TYRES SCREECHING) - Whoa! 175 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,760 Yes, he's having a full-on midlife crisis. 176 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:48,880 Hmm. 177 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:51,480 Next thing, he'll be leaving us for a younger crew. 178 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,720 Look, we need to help him. 179 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:55,360 What do you suggest? A lunar road trip? 180 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,760 Herding vacuum cleaners? 181 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:01,120 We've gotta show him how much he's evolved, how much he's achieved. 182 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:02,480 He hasn't achieved anything 183 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,800 because he spends all his time looking after you! 184 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,200 Oh, get outta town, Rimmer! 185 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,400 He's been independent 186 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,480 ever since I helped him break his programming. 187 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:12,160 Yes, independent to look after you! 188 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:17,080 Okay, how about this, remember years ago that tech we took from the Nova-5? 189 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:18,200 Kryten's old ship? 190 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,880 Yeah, didn't they have some special FindFleet software? 191 00:09:21,960 --> 00:09:23,440 So that ships could locate each other? 192 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:25,120 So what you're suggesting is we find one of 193 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,200 "badly damaged parcel head's" old ships? 194 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,760 We find one with a mech on board. 195 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:30,920 It'll show Kryten how much he's evolved. 196 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,280 How long will that take? 197 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:36,880 Well, once the scanners have located a ship, to us, it'll be no time at all. 198 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:39,600 'Cos we'll go into stasis till we get there. 199 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:40,880 (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) 200 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,280 - Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - (MUSIC PLAYING) 201 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:00,600 Are we there yet? 202 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,920 - Let me check. - (ELECTRONIC BEEPING) 203 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,280 Right, got it. 204 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,920 There's a ship 222 klicks from here. 205 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:09,080 - Name? - Nova-3 206 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:12,280 The 3's were launched a hundred years before the Nova-5's. 207 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:13,560 Any life signs, sir? 208 00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,920 One, a mechanoid 3000 Series. 209 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,080 Goes by the name of 'Butler'. 210 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,240 What's this ship doing out here? 211 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,040 Well, according to the mission log, 212 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,600 they were looking for a missing research station 213 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,960 that was attempting to communicate with the Universe. 214 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,440 Back in the day, there used to be a theory, 215 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:41,200 now dismissed as preposterous, 216 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:44,320 that the Universe was an intelligent entity. 217 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:47,480 Bet you're really looking forward to meeting Butler. 218 00:10:47,640 --> 00:10:50,040 He'll probably be unable to lie, won't he, sir? 219 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,160 Or cheat, deceive, brag, boast, 220 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:55,800 whinge, exaggerate, or be proud, pompous or self-important. 221 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,480 In fact, he won't be able to do any of the things I've taught ya. 222 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:04,200 Thinking back, I see now I've had such a privileged upbringing. 223 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:05,720 Ah, Kryts! 224 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:08,200 It's going to be like when you discover someone from school 225 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,760 is doing really badly. 226 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,280 It always gives you that lovely, warm, fuzzy feeling inside. 227 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:16,240 In fact, I've got a list I carry around in my man purse 228 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,000 of all the kids doing worse than me. 229 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:20,080 Short list, is it? 230 00:11:20,160 --> 00:11:21,440 Derek Smetherton. 231 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,960 He was our head boy. 232 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:26,560 Won every prize going, dated all the best-looking girls, 233 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,680 but he ended up as a bald divorcee 234 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,800 working in a sewage treatment plant in the Falkland Islands. 235 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,040 And they say there's no God. 236 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:46,720 Butler! 237 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,480 Kryten, how lovely to meet you. 238 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:51,680 Follow me and I'll escort you to our bridge. 239 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,240 Oh, you have a bridge. 240 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:54,440 How very quaint. 241 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:57,280 Back on the Nova-5 we had a command room. 242 00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,640 Oh, how grand! 243 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,920 Our bridge is nothing very special, I'm afraid. 244 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,960 I hope you don't mind, but I prepared some canapes. 245 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,000 I thought you might be peckish after your journey. 246 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,640 So we have Bleu-Blanc-Coeur rillettes du Maine, 247 00:12:09,720 --> 00:12:12,440 or if you prefer, bocconcini brochettes 248 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,400 with a tomato and balsamic reduction. 249 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:15,760 Mmm, yum. 250 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:18,320 I'll match that yum and raise you a yum and make it yum-yum! 251 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:20,000 Mm. 252 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:25,120 I hope you like vintage champagne, Krug Clos du Mesnil 2140. 253 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,360 Indeed we do. 254 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:27,720 Derrieres up. 255 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,120 I'll have a beer. 256 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,160 This way. 257 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:36,640 After the crew died, I converted this space into a gallery 258 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,560 so I had somewhere to keep the paintings. 259 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,560 Ah, the captain had quite a collection. 260 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,160 These are quite stunning. 261 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,440 Er, no, no, these are my paintings, Kryten. 262 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,840 You own all these paintings? 263 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:47,280 I painted the paintings. 264 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,680 It gives me a break from the concertos 265 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,640 I put on to entertain the vending machines. 266 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:53,680 Are you musical, Kryten? 267 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:55,880 Sometimes he hums when he's vacc-ing. 268 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,320 Musical? No, Butler. 269 00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:00,040 But it's long something I've intended to take up. 270 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,760 "Concerto". The etymology is fascinating. 271 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:08,920 It's the conjunction of consorere, meaning to join, and certome, to fight. 272 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:13,560 The idea is that the two parts of the concerto, the soloist and the orchestra, 273 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,880 alternate episodes of opposition 274 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,960 and cooperation in the creation of the music flow. 275 00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:23,360 Er, this floor, am I right in thinking you've used our old friend Piney Shine 276 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:27,200 with its famed protective coating and antislip finish? 277 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,200 I must confess I don't recall. 278 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,040 I've been rather distracted lately finishing my latest novel. 279 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,760 - Reading? - Writing. 280 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,160 Splendid. 281 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,480 What's it about? 282 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:40,200 It delineates the events surrounding the droid uprising and invasion 283 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,880 of Callisto back in the late 22nd century. 284 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,920 And the impact the uprising has on lunar society 285 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,360 as seen through the eyes of five privileged human families. 286 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:53,800 Do you write, Kryten? 287 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,640 Shopping lists, laundry lists. That midnight oil hardly gets a breather. 288 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:58,840 Rimmer? 289 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,840 Incidentally, if any of you have any diseases, 290 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,960 I most probably have an antidote. 291 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,320 Breakthrough medical cures is a hobby of mine. 292 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,200 Do you dabble in medical science? 293 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,160 He's got a belting cure for hiccups. 294 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,440 Yeah, you drink a glass of water 295 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,200 through a straw while sticking your fingers in your ears. 296 00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,200 No, no, no, it so works. 297 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,600 We're expecting the Nobel Prize for Medicine 298 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:19,120 through the cargo bay door any day now. 299 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:22,920 Before I show you the rest of my ship, I have to make one thing very clear. 300 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:25,520 I have no intention of ever leaving the Nova-3. 301 00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:28,160 My only captain now is my own muse. 302 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:30,560 You will join us for the day, though, surely? 303 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,720 My pleasure. 304 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,600 Rimmer, have you seen this painting here? 305 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:38,640 How is this helping Kryten? 306 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:39,960 Forget Kryten. 307 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,040 If we can make Butler change his mind, 308 00:14:42,120 --> 00:14:44,960 this is a once in a lifetime opportunity to update our mech. 309 00:14:45,200 --> 00:14:46,360 What, get rid of Kryten? 310 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:47,840 We'll keep him for the cleaning. 311 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,440 Let Butler take care of the science. 312 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:57,560 I've only had a perfunctory look 313 00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,760 but I think I can rather help expand your EM booster circuits. 314 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,840 Well, sadly, that won't be possible, Butler. 315 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:05,240 We simply can't afford to have Starbug 316 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:06,520 out of commission for any length of time. 317 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:07,640 (BEEPING) 318 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,120 There, done. 319 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,720 - (MACHINE WHIRRING) - Hang on, what's this? 320 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:15,760 The blinking machine's gone full on red blinky! 321 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,560 GELF gunships, six of them, 322 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,240 coming in at 210 Mark-4. 323 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,200 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - 60 seconds to intercept. 324 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,560 They're coming in both port and starboard sides! 325 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,000 They're stabilising. Preparing to lock on! 326 00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,200 Suggestions? 327 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:33,800 Reroute power to the fusion booster. Try and outrun them. 328 00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,960 Okay, spinning up engines one, drives two! 329 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,840 I don't mean to interfere but if you do that, won't the gunships 330 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,800 simply take advantage of the open drives and electro-jam the engine? 331 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,920 (WHOOSHING) 332 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,600 They've electro jammed our engines. 333 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,760 They're locking on! 334 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:50,120 Incoming! 335 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,760 (ELECTRONIC HUMMING) 336 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:56,640 Prepare yourself to die, human ship of scum! 337 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,000 Equahecta, is that you? 338 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:03,840 Butler? 339 00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,720 Dura kusmwak muraj! 340 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:07,800 (LAUGHING) 341 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:12,000 Anaj gine'er, chikajr naj folme 342 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:15,640 Naj, najsi ku f'dum swj. Akhak mwar'nsan. 343 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:18,920 You two know each other? 344 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,880 I'm his daughter's godfather. 345 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,480 It was Equahecta's way of thanking me after I helped his sick tribe. 346 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:30,320 My tribe avoid big death when Butler make skin demons flee. 347 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,720 My pleasure. 348 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,920 And I still treasure the Gelfberry wine you gave me. 349 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:36,920 Best weed killer I've ever had. 350 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,440 My rafflesia arnoldiis absolutely love it. 351 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,200 Mwar de gohre he ejnej daj. 352 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:45,200 You're too kind. 353 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:48,640 Equahecta has promised to safely escort us back to Red Dwarf. 354 00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:49,840 We must thank him. 355 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,960 On behalf of all the Red Dwarf crew let me say: 356 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:57,160 Ajaj magalaj majenhe majah jmahj 357 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,440 Actually Kryten, it's: 358 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,960 Ajaja ajaj *margh* jaha 359 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,480 - Here, say it with me. Maaarrr. - Maaar. 360 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,600 - No, it's... It's in the throat. Maaarr. - Maaar. 361 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,480 - No, Maaarrr. - Maaar. 362 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,320 - Maaarr. - Maaar. 363 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,000 - Maaarr. - Maaar. 364 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:14,640 Maaarr. Maaarr. 365 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,560 - Maaarrr. - (ALL TOGETHER) Maaarrr. 366 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,680 - That's it. Maaarrr. - RIMMER: Maaarr. 367 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,400 - Maaarrr. - Maaarr. Maaarr. 368 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:27,240 ALL: Maaarr. Maaarr. Maaarr. 369 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,080 Yeah, that's, er... That's quite close. 370 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,640 The Sakjenjakho dialect's 371 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,080 a little trickier to master than the Kinitawowi. 372 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:35,440 Later, I'd be happy to go over it with you. 373 00:17:35,600 --> 00:17:37,520 That'll be most useful. 374 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,320 Oh, I forgot to ask. 375 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:42,400 Equahecta, how is Bacnacnegath? 376 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:48,960 Has ki kaa, er, naj rjhah fur glyn, dajrath dath kijr 377 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,000 His father is dying of fever. 378 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,560 Oh, do you have a cure, Butler? 379 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,880 Well, possibly, it's hard to say without seeing him. 380 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,920 Well, then you must go. Go, be gone and go! 381 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,696 Akhbu akja f'rling buk? 382 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,296 Ginej chikarnna furmenj 383 00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,320 They'll teleport me aboard their ship 384 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,160 and then afterwards return me to the Nova-3 385 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,520 I must bid you farewell. 386 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:10,840 (GRUNTS) 387 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:13,200 Perhaps we could get together sometime soon? 388 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:17,360 I have the Nova-3's handshake frequencies written right here, sir. 389 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:21,280 Good luck, my friends, and may every day bring us each a little more wisdom. 390 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,720 - (WHOOSHING) - KRYTEN: Ahnaj negarr 391 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,640 BUTLER: Ra gaaarrr. 392 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:28,200 - Ra gaarr. - Ra gaarr. 393 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,960 (MACHINE PINGS) 394 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,400 Hey, it's my watch. 395 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:43,480 No need, sir, I'm happy to do it. 396 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,800 How you doing? 397 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,680 I'd just like to have been better than Butler at something. 398 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,400 Just one small, tiny, itty, bitty thing. 399 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,160 - I had a midlife crisis once. - You didn't say. 400 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,720 Yeah, it was about three years ago. 401 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:02,160 Had all the classic symptoms. First, I denied it, then I got angry. 402 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,440 Then I started thinking about missed opportunities. 403 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:06,920 Then I got depressed. 404 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,280 And then, finally, I accepted it. 405 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,720 How long did this whole thing last, sir? 406 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,200 About five minutes. 407 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,360 Five minutes? 408 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,880 Yeah, I just thought, "Dave, you're getting older. Move on." 409 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,080 Just like that? 410 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,920 That's how you have a midlife crisis in the North, Kryts. 411 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,840 Bish, bosh, done! 412 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,280 We don't toss about. 413 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,920 I wish I could be the same, sir, but I just can't. 414 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:33,640 Things didn't exactly go to plan back there, did they? 415 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,640 It really brought home to me what a wretched failure my whole life has been. 416 00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,760 Butler is several generations before me and yet he's done so much more with 417 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,400 - what he's been given. - (MACHINE WHIRRING) 418 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,760 - Whoa! - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) 419 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:47,320 What the smeg was that? 420 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:50,000 It's the EM boosters. Of course! 421 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:53,600 Butler, the damn fool, he didn't realise that unlike the Nova-3, 422 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,240 all our boards have universal linkage. 423 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,400 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - Meaning? 424 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,600 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - The engines are going to burn out, sir! 425 00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,600 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - He'll look absolutely stupid! 426 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,800 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - Doesn't that mean we're going to crash? 427 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,720 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - How stupid is he going to look then? 428 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,480 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - Yeah, but say we die? 429 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:08,960 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - Even better! 430 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,280 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - Is there no way we can land and repair? 431 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:14,560 Well, we could, but why should we help Butler out? 432 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:16,520 - (HIGH-PITCHED DRONING) - Kryten! 433 00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,840 Oh, my jealousy chip is overloading, sir! 434 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,560 Return to sane mode. 435 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,560 - Of course we should land. - Where? 436 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:26,400 Anywhere, before the whole board is infected. 437 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,520 Turning all power off now. 438 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,520 Couldn't we make it back to Red Dwarf? 439 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,920 Too many course adjustments. 440 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,040 We need to find somewhere along our present line of velocity. 441 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:40,840 Okay, scanning. Scanning. Scanning. There! 442 00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:44,080 It's about nine hours from here. We can make it. 443 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,600 Take over! 444 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,840 I'll go and tell the others. 445 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,640 And don't forget to tell them whose fault it was. 446 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,800 Perhaps I'm going to give you a call after all. 447 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:13,360 RIMMER: This is perfect. 448 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,480 KRYTEN: All we need is a power source to set up the adjustment array. 449 00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,280 CAT: SIU. What's that? 450 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,760 KRYTEN: "The Search for an Intelligent Universe." 451 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:24,760 This must've been the missing space station the Nova-3 was looking for. 452 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:28,640 The Universe, so some scientists believe, is a living entity. 453 00:21:29,480 --> 00:21:31,920 So they built a space station to communicate with it? 454 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,640 No doubt armed with Rizlas the length of ski bags. 455 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,960 Well, judging by a cursory glance through the crew files, sir, 456 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,480 they all appear to be leading pioneers in their fields. 457 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:46,360 And I think we all know what was growing in their fields. 458 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,960 Do you think any communication ever take 459 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,720 place between these scientists and the Universe? 460 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,040 KRYTEN: It appears not. 461 00:21:51,120 --> 00:21:52,960 Maybe they called and the Universe was out? 462 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,280 More likely the scientists were long dead 463 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:59,200 before the computers completed their billions of calibrations. 464 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,600 Look at that. 465 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,880 - (PHONE BEEPING) - Is that call waiting? 466 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,520 It appears as if the Universe is on hold, sir. 467 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:08,200 No way has it been waiting all this time. 468 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,000 It's going to be seriously smegged off. 469 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,080 Not as smegged off as Butler when he finds out what we've discovered. 470 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,960 Leave this to me. 471 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,720 Hello. 472 00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:19,320 Is there anyone there? 473 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:21,640 UNIVERSE: Yes, I am here. 474 00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,600 RIMMER: To whom am I speaking, please? 475 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:29,520 UNIVERSE: I am the entity known to you as the Universe. 476 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,680 Ah, Mr Universe, sir. 477 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:33,320 It's not Mr Universe, Rimmer. 478 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,800 That's some geezer with pecks and a posing pouch. 479 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,360 - Ask him the meaning of life. - Hang on. 480 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,960 How can we know for certain that you are indeed The Universe? 481 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,000 UNIVERSE: I am the Universe. 482 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,880 I am everything. 483 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,960 I am the entire contents of space. 484 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,480 I am all matter and energy. 485 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,360 I am time. 486 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,840 I am the totality of all existence. 487 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:00,320 Says you. 488 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,240 But can you prove it? 489 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,840 LISTER: What are you asking for, Rimmer, a utility bill? 490 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,440 Photo ID? A spend and save card? 491 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:10,160 Look, let me take over. 492 00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,840 - There you go, Kryten, you're up. - Sir? 493 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,000 All your worries about the big burst, the meaning of life... 494 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,840 Now's your chance. Ask the Universe. 495 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,360 KRYTEN: Perhaps you can help, sir. 496 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:26,560 I've been struggling of late to comprehend the point of existence. 497 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,240 UNIVERSE: Explain. 498 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:31,400 KRYTEN: Well, if you're going to die in 14 billion years' time, 499 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,240 what's the point in anything? 500 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,800 UNIVERSE: Wait. I'm gonna die? 501 00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:38,880 KRYTEN: Well, yes. 502 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,320 UNIVERSE: What, in just 14 billion years' time? 503 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,920 I'm halfway through my life, then. 504 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,720 No wonder I'm not as hot as I once was. 505 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,560 No wonder I'm expanding exponentially. 506 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,320 You've just sent the Universe into a full-on midlife crisis. 507 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,560 Oh, my. 508 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,520 UNIVERSE: Halfway through my life and 509 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:03,000 I've only ever created one lousy, stupid planet with intelligent life. 510 00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,680 And that's debatable. 511 00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:09,240 UNIVERSE: What have I been doing all this time? 512 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,040 KRYTEN: Well, making life from nothing is really rather tricky, sir. 513 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,800 - You've done rather well. - Wait. 514 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:16,400 UNIVERSE: If... If I die, and I leave nothing behind, 515 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,120 my life has no meaning and existence is senseless. 516 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:21,920 Ain't that right? 517 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 - No. - No? 518 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,480 I've been thinking about this. 519 00:24:25,720 --> 00:24:27,600 If you created everything in the Universe, 520 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,720 then you must have created love. 521 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,960 And it strikes me that there may be no God 522 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,840 and no afterlife, no one knows. 523 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,240 But we do know love exists. 524 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,920 And if it does, then life has meaning. 525 00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,160 Let's hear it for the Universe. 526 00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,520 Great job, guy. 527 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,560 UNIVERSE: That's very kind of you. Thank you. 528 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,360 I must confess I feel a whole lot better. 529 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:49,680 So do I 530 00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,400 Is there any advice you can give us before we jog on? 531 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,600 - UNIVERSE: Yes. - RIMMER: What? 532 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,680 Kryten, take off that suit. 533 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,360 It really sucks! 534 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,080 What a very strange day. 535 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,040 Strange, but reassuring. 536 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,160 I realise now, we're all in the same boat. 537 00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:10,600 Even the Universe. 538 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:14,520 And even though the boat has a hole in it, at least we get to see the sea. 539 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,800 (DIALLING RADIO BUTTONS) 540 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,440 Ah, Butler, it's Kryten. 541 00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:27,520 I'm calling to say hi and thank you for today. 542 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,680 Not at all. 543 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:32,720 Incidentally, when we left you, we stumbled across a space station. 544 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,720 And the most incredible thing, it turned out to be 545 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,400 the space station you were looking for, and guess what? 546 00:25:38,920 --> 00:25:42,760 We actually talked to the Universe, the actual Universe itself. 547 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,320 What do you make of that? 548 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,160 Oh, you know the Universe. 549 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,240 You call him Uni? 550 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:54,200 You purposefully expanded our EM circuit so I'd meet him? 551 00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,720 You thought it might help me? 552 00:25:58,120 --> 00:25:59,800 You have him on speed dial? 553 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,520 # It's cold outside There's no kind of atmosphere 554 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,760 # I'm all alone, more or less 555 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:11,040 # Let me fly far away from here 556 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,880 # Fun, fun, fun 557 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,480 # In the sun, sun, sun 558 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:21,240 # I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose 559 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:24,280 # Drinking fresh mango juice 560 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:27,760 # Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes 561 00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,640 # Fun, fun, fun 562 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:34,040 # In the sun, sun, sun 563 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,240 # Fun, fun, fun 564 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,840 # In the sun, sun, sun #