1 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:09,549 (RIMMER) What happened to everyone? (LISTER) Looks like they're all frozen on the spot. 2 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:14,192 Yvonne McGruder went like this when I tried to kiss her. 3 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:16,749 Hey-hey, this'll drive them crazy! 4 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:22,870 We found this machine that can digitise time and we can release jets of it. 5 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,231 It seems to have restored your hair to a previous time period to the rest of you. 6 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,198 It was an accident. 7 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,593 Hot Bovril. 8 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,871 Agh! 9 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,113 - Fix him with the Time Wand. - Watch this. 10 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,030 And this is Pete. 11 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:01,151 The excitement of being free has killed him! 12 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:05,553 He really loved that bird. It was the only thing that kept him going. 13 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:09,920 I can't guarantee anything, sir, but I think the Time Wand could bring Pete back to life. 14 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,511 Make him young and strong again. 15 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,193 Watch. 16 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:32,317 ("RED DWARF" THEME) 17 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,392 Where the hell did Barney's ugly brother come from? 18 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:08,951 From Pete, sir. Birds are descended from dinosaurs, from the Theropod family. 19 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:13,079 I inadvertently reversed evolution several million years. 20 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:14,639 Is that you, Pete? 21 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:16,760 Birdman! 22 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,640 What now, sir? 23 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,474 Follow the Rimmer-shaped blur! 24 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,356 Hey, hey, Pete! 25 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,874 Eat me! 26 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:56,198 Here, Bob... 27 00:02:56,222 --> 00:02:57,476 Bob, Catch! 28 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:04,038 (POUNDING FOOTSTEPS) 29 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,873 Bob! 30 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,031 (ROARS) 31 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:14,800 Bob! 32 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:17,757 (BOB SQUEAKS) 33 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,518 Come on, Kryten. Hurry up! 34 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,478 Leg-it mode, sir. 35 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:44,672 - We've lost the Time Wand. - How the hell are we gonna get rid of that thing now? 36 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:46,954 We're finished! 37 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:50,918 Stop yelling, man. We gotta think our way out of this. 38 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,519 we're finished! 39 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,717 Shut up and get a grip, man. 40 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,669 I'm sorry, I'm sorry... It's just I was... Look, I'm better now. 41 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:02,070 - Can I just say one thing? - Yeah, go on. 42 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,390 We're finished! 43 00:04:04,560 --> 00:04:08,554 Hol we need some advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow. 44 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:13,476 And the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation? 45 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,315 - Do you want the long or the short version? - Ooh... Long. 46 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:18,959 You're finished. 47 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:26,838 What's the short version? 48 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,752 Bye. 49 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,599 - Kryten. - Yes, ma'am? 50 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:37,880 How long in the normal course of things, will it take for Pete to pass the Time Wand out of his system? 51 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:42,199 Strangely enough, ma'am, I don't have that information in my database. 52 00:04:42,360 --> 00:04:44,829 My programmers, for some insane reason, 53 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:50,439 believed that dinosaur bowel movement frequency tables wouldn't be required. Imbeciles! 54 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:52,238 Why? What's your suggestion? 55 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:55,355 Well, the quicker we get the Time Wand back, the better, right? 56 00:04:55,379 --> 00:04:59,500 - Right... - Right, So... why don't we lure Pete into the food bay 57 00:04:59,524 --> 00:05:01,955 and get him to eat some roughage? 58 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,919 Get a T-Rex to eat roughage? 59 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,074 Yeah! All Bran, prunes, baked beans on toast. That sort of stuff. 60 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:12,710 We can't get Lister to eat that sort of stuff let alone a seven-ton dinosaur! 61 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:16,350 The more roughage, the quicker we get the Time Wand back. 62 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,034 - Have you got any better ideas? - Yes, I have got a better idea, actually. 63 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:20,998 I'm going to kill myself. 64 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,792 (ROARING) 65 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:29,033 We've got to keep this dinosaur business quiet or we're dead. 66 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:32,830 Keep him quiet? He's rampaging about the food decks, 67 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,789 making more noise than two yodelling champions on honeymoon. 68 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:41,113 - Everyone on the ship will have heard him by now. - But, sir, the crew are frozen, 69 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,715 operating on a different time stream. 70 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:47,999 if we can recapture the Time Wand and turn Pete back into a sparrow before the freeze expires, 71 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:51,232 - no one need be any the wiser. - He's right. 72 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:56,236 I just listened to everything he said, and I still ain't got a clue what's happening. 73 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,391 (ROARS) 74 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,111 (KRYTEN) Right over, sir. Come on, Mr Cat. 75 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:20,640 (KRYTEN) Right over. 76 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:29,557 Cow vindaloo? 77 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,757 It's not gonna work. 78 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,436 - Of course it's gonna work. - T-Rexes don't like curry. 79 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,150 They're hard, aren't they? Of course they like curries! 80 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,755 If a T-Rex was a bloke, he'd be a Geordie - 81 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:47,074 the kind of guy who wears T-shirts in the middle of winter and his nipples don't even get hard. 82 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:55,073 A seven-ton theropod is not gonna eat Indian food. They like flesh, preferably living, 83 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:59,757 liberally coated in blood with a side order of intestines and an extra portion of blood - 84 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,311 a bit like the French in that respect. 85 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,993 Look, we've got nothing to lose. 86 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,950 If the worst comes to the worst and the dino doesn't eat it, I'll scoff it meself. 87 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:13,111 (ROARS) 88 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:18,116 - That door's not gonna hold out much longer. - If only that damn T-Rex felt like I do now. 89 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:20,920 He wouldn't even need a curry. 90 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:31,351 - Don't put that stuff in. You're gonna spoil the taste. - Right. Here he comes. 91 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:34,672 (CLANGING, POUNDING) 92 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:49,959 - (PURRING GROWL) - It's loving it! 93 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:56,359 Maybe we should have made some poppadoms. 94 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,352 Gone the whole hog. 95 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,919 A whole hog? 96 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,835 Like it wasn't hard enough getting a whole cow? 97 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,798 (ROARS) 98 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:07,792 Think he wants a lager. 99 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:10,076 (GROWLING ROAR) 100 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,119 (WAILING GROAN) 101 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:24,071 It was a hot one, but with it being a dino, I thought it could stand it. 102 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,629 (WAILS) 103 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,071 (SPLINTERING CRASH) 104 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:45,756 The time freeze on the guards must have... If only those buttons were more clearly marked! 105 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:06,829 The rules on dinosaurs aboard JMC mining ships are very clear. 106 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,560 No pets. Am I right? 107 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,799 Am I right?! 108 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:15,078 - Yes, sir. - Have you any idea 109 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:18,551 - the damage that thing has caused? - No, sir. 110 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:25,399 It has eaten our entire supply - two and a half tons - of mint-choc ice cream. 111 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:31,993 I love mint-choc ice cream, and that damn dino has eaten every last bit. 112 00:09:32,160 --> 00:09:38,679 - We were just trying to get the Time Wand back, sir- - It's also eaten 400 crates of orange ice pops, 113 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,877 and drank all the Coca Cola. 114 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,360 Guess what. 115 00:09:42,520 --> 00:09:48,152 - You love orange ice pops and Coca Cola, sir. - I LOVE orange ice pops and Coca Cola! 116 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,674 Sir, if you could just let us- 117 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:54,391 Do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, 118 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:58,793 and then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, 119 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,157 followed by 400 crates of orange ice pops, 120 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:08,032 and swills the whole thing down with 2,000 gallons of a popular fizzy drink? 121 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,952 Do you know what happens? 122 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:12,553 It burps? 123 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,199 Oh, it burps! 124 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,311 And do you know what happened to the poor, brave men 125 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,677 who had the misfortune to get in the way of that burp? 126 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:24,671 They went, "Phwoar!" 127 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,196 It took out the entire platoon, 128 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:33,240 hurling them 20 feet across the cargo bay wall. 129 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:39,191 Sir, I hope this one small dinosaur incident won't tarnish an otherwise flawless service record, sir. 130 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:44,997 Do you know what happens when a dinosaur eats cow vindaloo, 131 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:47,834 two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream, 132 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:50,833 followed by 400 crates of orange ice pops, 133 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:57,269 and swills it all down with 2,000 gallons of a popular fizzy drink AFTER it's burped? 134 00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:59,639 - It feels sick? - Oh, no. 135 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,516 It doesn't FEEL sick, Rimmer. 136 00:11:02,680 --> 00:11:04,671 It IS sick. 137 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:08,799 Five of our best men nearly drowned. 138 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,398 Two others are in hospital, 139 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:15,713 concussed by pieces of carrot the size of tree trunks. 140 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:20,755 We are really deeply, deeply, deeply sorry, sir. 141 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:24,914 Do you know what happens when a dinosaur has eaten cow vindaloo, 142 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:29,438 then eats two and a half tons of mint-choc ice cream followed by... 143 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,672 - Oh, God, it didn't! - It didn't what, Lister? 144 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:36,435 It didn't get a diarrhoea attack, did it? 145 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,876 100 per cent correct! 146 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:45,074 And do you know what happened to the battalion that was sneaking up on the beast? 147 00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:47,356 From behind? 148 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,558 Of which I was a proud member? 149 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,472 Do you know? 150 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,790 Do you know what happened? 151 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,673 - I've got a fair idea, sir. - Yes, sir. A fair idea, sir. 152 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,558 A tidal wave. 153 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,280 15 feet high. 154 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:09,675 I will be in therapy for the rest of my life. I've had 12 baths and three showers. 155 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,878 Now, do you have anything to say? 156 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,158 Yes, sir. I think you missed a bit up your left nostril, sir. 157 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,030 Nobody knows how to work this thing. 158 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:26,433 It is sedated in the cargo bay. Turn it back into a sparrow. 159 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:30,514 Sir, what about Bob? Did he show up? 160 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:34,310 Who the hell do you think landed on my head? 161 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:36,471 He is in repairs, being oiled. 162 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,792 Bring back the sparrow. 163 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,951 - And if you try anything smart, you're dead. - Yes, sir. 164 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:51,036 And if I ever, ever, ever see you in this office again, 165 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,669 you are finished. 166 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,717 See you in ten minutes? 167 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,798 See you in ten minutes? 168 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,314 See you in ten minutes? 169 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,918 See you in ten minutes? 170 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:18,634 See you in ten minutes? 171 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,751 See you in ten minutes? 172 00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:28,756 Did you get punishment duty, too? 173 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,879 I've got to iron 800 prison smocks. I don't understand. 174 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:36,670 Why do you get punishment duty and I get a reward? 175 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,719 800! Bliss! 176 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,518 Did you see the captain's report? 177 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:49,952 Did you see what it said about you? It used the word "imbecile" four times in one sentence. 178 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,590 Oh, yeah? What were the other words in the sentence? 179 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,194 Just your name and a dash. 180 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:00,842 I don't know. You make a couple of tiny mistakes... 181 00:14:00,866 --> 00:14:03,430 you give the captain a virus that eats all his hair off... 182 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,955 then you accidentally turn a sparrow into a dinosaur 183 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,589 and you never hear the last of it! 184 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:14,039 (SIGHS) He really thinks I'm an imbecile? I'm finished. I'm never going to make it into high command now. 185 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,192 It's just the people who know you who think you're an imbecile. 186 00:14:17,216 --> 00:14:19,590 Everyone else thinks you're a moron. 187 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:25,079 He is a good captain, though, Captain Hollister, isn't he, ey? On the ball. Quick. 188 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:29,359 Quick? The only time he's quick is when he's passing a salad bar. 189 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:35,277 - You do admire him, though, don't ya? - Admire him? 190 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,718 A man who has his own cinema pick and mix factory in his quarters? 191 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,394 A man who has a walk-in fridge? 192 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:46,554 Who lists as his hobbies, chewing and swallowing? 193 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:51,191 You did tell me once before, though, you respect HIM, don't ya? 194 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:52,680 Respect him? 195 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:57,391 A man whose family crest is made up of two cream buns and a profiterole? 196 00:14:57,560 --> 00:15:00,473 A man who idea of a light snack- He's standing behind me, isn't he? 197 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,074 Yes, he is. 198 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:08,875 I was just talking about you, sir. I was saying what a big fat lump of blubber I think you are 199 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:13,557 and how that potato virus I contracted yesterday doesn't appear to have any strange side effects whatsoever. 200 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,712 (JABBERS) 201 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,036 You forgot this. You left it in my office. 202 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:32,639 Do you have any idea the damage that this could cause if it got into the wrong hands? 203 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,711 Look after it! 204 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:55,472 You're there. I know you're there, you little sod! Come on. Out! Out! 205 00:15:58,680 --> 00:16:01,957 There's a mouse under here. It's been scuttling around for about ten minutes. 206 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,078 - It's not a mouse, ma'am. It's Archie. - Archie? 207 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,754 My penis. It must have escaped. 208 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:15,679 You know, I really going to have to get my ears syringed. Do you know what that sounded like to me? 209 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,400 I made one. 210 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:23,797 Forget my ears. Maybe my whole brain needs syringing. You made one? 211 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,190 Out of an old electron board, a loo roll, 212 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:30,877 some sticky-backed plastic and an Action Man's polo-neck jumper. 213 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,917 Kryten, why do you want one? 214 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:39,076 It's so humiliating being posted to the women's wing just because I'm genitally challenged, 215 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:40,954 so I decided to make one like Mr Lister's. 216 00:16:40,978 --> 00:16:45,598 The little rascal must have got bored jumping in and out of his hoop and make a break for it during the night. 217 00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:50,709 Well, no wonder I couldn't lure him out with a bit of cheese. This whole thing's making sense now. 218 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:54,111 Just, leave this to me, ma'am. Here, Archie. Here, boy. 219 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,759 Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo! 220 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:58,719 - There he is! - (TRILLING) 221 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,312 (ECHOING TRILLING) 222 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:14,152 - Kryten, do you realise what this means? - No, ma'am. 223 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,630 - It means you're a real man. - It does? Why? 224 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,430 Because, now, like all men, you have absolutely no control over your penis. 225 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:26,154 I'm so proud! Archie, come back! 226 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:31,358 All right, girls? New Canary mission. 227 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,512 - What? - Untamed dino on the loose. 228 00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,551 We're not going in till we know what we're doing. 229 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,393 That could take years. 230 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,872 You point that thing at yourself by mistake and you could wind up as a sperm. 231 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,111 - Is that what you want? - Hell, no! 232 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,191 None of my suits will fit! 233 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:57,237 If that gizmo thing don't work, Captain says we've gotta go in and have that T-Rex. 234 00:17:57,400 --> 00:18:00,597 - We ain't using no guns. - Nah, guns are for wusses. 235 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:03,593 It's gonna be hand-to-hand combat. 236 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,755 A fist fight with a T-Rex? 237 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:15,472 Yeah, but them T-Rexes, mate, they only got little arms, ain't they? They ain't got no reach. 238 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:17,631 Yeah, I'll just pick it off. 239 00:18:18,224 --> 00:18:19,224 Bosh! 240 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:27,992 - Can't reach anything with them little arms. - That's probably why they're always a bit grumpy. 241 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,677 - Oh, my God! - What? 242 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,559 - Something's wrong! - What do you mean, man? 243 00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:51,633 - Something's inside me and it wants to get out! - Oh my God 244 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,677 Agh! 245 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,229 Help! 246 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,391 (TRILLING) 247 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,399 - What is it? - I think it's Archie, sir. 248 00:19:05,360 --> 00:19:07,920 - It's who? - He escaped earlier, probably followed us. 249 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,835 He must have dozed off in the Cat's pocket and just woke up. 250 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,513 Who the smeg is Archie? 251 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:17,639 Don't be alarmed, sir. It's just my penis is on the loose. 252 00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,269 (CAT YELLS) 253 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,596 (YELLING) 254 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:31,713 We wanna barney with Barney. 255 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,679 Don't want any sane people spoiling it. 256 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,480 Death or glory. Yee-hah! 257 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,271 Hang on, guys. Come on, Wait a minute. 258 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,278 (GRUNTS) 259 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,431 This thing's useless. 260 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,710 Say goodbye to your teeth! 261 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,280 Agh! 262 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,511 Something's not right, we're getting our butts kicked and it doesn't hurt. 263 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,551 See, look? I'm not even bleeding. 264 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,159 You're right. 265 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:23,273 According to this, sirs. They put your bodies on a different time stream to the rest of you. 266 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,158 Let's go! 267 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:47,832 You lost the Time Wand? 268 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,280 - We were ambushed, sir. - By whom? 269 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,114 - First of all by Kryten's p- - (RIMMER PROTESTS) 270 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,720 - And then we were jumped by B- - (PROTESTS AGAIN) 271 00:20:55,744 --> 00:20:56,744 ...Sir. 272 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,074 That's it? 273 00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:05,269 OK. No more Mr Nice Guy. No more second chances. 274 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,910 You get that Time Wand back. You get that sparrow back. 275 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,594 And if you step outta line one more time, 276 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,797 one more time, 277 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,156 you're dead, do you understand? 278 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,479 What was that? 279 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,870 I feel... Ooh! 280 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,390 What the hell is going on? 281 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,353 The effects of the fight, they've caught up with us. 282 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,310 Get out of here, both of you! 283 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,471 Out! 284 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,151 Agh! 285 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,312 Getting that Time Wand back could take forever. 286 00:22:09,336 --> 00:22:12,552 They can zap us with it and turn us into anything. 287 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:19,030 I don't think getting it back's gonna be much of a problem. 288 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,714 (GRUNTING) 289 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:33,589 (GENTLE SNORING) 290 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:38,470 - (RIMMER) It's going to go wrong, isn't it? - All I've gotta do is press "Undo". 291 00:22:38,494 --> 00:22:41,140 The Time Wand will retrace it's steps and undo everything it's done so far. 292 00:22:41,164 --> 00:22:43,316 This way we'll even get Birdman back. 293 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:46,836 - Something's gonna go wrong, it always does for us. - Will you relax? 294 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,799 Birdman's boots. 295 00:22:52,960 --> 00:22:55,520 Now to get the rest of him back. 296 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,671 Pete ate me! 297 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:03,797 He ate me! 298 00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:08,679 He must be really out of sorts. He's never eaten me before. 299 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,638 Never. 300 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,279 Pete! 301 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:17,875 - (TWEETING) - Do you want some seed? 302 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,590 - Now destroy the Time Wand. - This machine's priceless. 303 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,751 Destroy it. 304 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,995 (CRACKING) 305 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,752 What are we gonna do now? 306 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:56,436 Now rebuild the Time Wand. 307 00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,591 It's absolutely priceless! 308 00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,038 Stop that dinosaur! 309 00:24:27,520 --> 00:24:30,558 - It's gone in the lift, it's gone in the lift! - Get it back, get it back! 310 00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,879 Oh! That coconut milk felt great. 311 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,715 Oh, I'm such a wreck! 312 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,637 (MOANS) 313 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:03,473 Whoa! 314 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,553 (MOANS) That's great. 315 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:15,232 Oh! There's a certain roughness about your touch that really hits the spot! 316 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,518 (BELLOWING ROAR) 317 00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,913 The hole, sir. 318 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:16,476 # It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere 319 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,792 # I'm all alone, more or less 320 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:23,112 # Let me fly far away from here 321 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,999 # Fun, fun, fun 322 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,915 # In the sun, sun, sun 323 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,391 # I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose 324 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:36,552 # Drinking fresh mango juice 325 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,997 # Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes 326 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:42,800 # Fun, fun, fun 327 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,590 # In the sun, sun, sun 328 00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,559 # Fun, fun, fun 329 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:53,759 # In the sun, sun, sun #